Every morning after breakfast, my five year old brushes his own teeth. Then he comes in and breathes on me to have me check. If he does a good job, there is only a faint hint of meatballs on his breath. (What’s that? Mini meatballs are not a breakfast food? Welcome to my house!) If…

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